hey jerk face, you always know when to do little shit to make me smile. i love you so much.
um, i don’t know, i realllllllly don’t want to do any of those things to any of those women.
I’d probably kill Jessica Alba, although shes i guess attractive there is nothing alluring about her, i can barely even picture her even though i have seen her in plenty of films, shes just out, so kill her. i’d fuck lady gaga. but i don’t think shes attractive, at all. only because shes slightly crazy and i think it would be fun, and only because i wouldn’t want to kill her or marry her . the reason i picked ellen to marry is because shes the only actual gay woman on this list and if marriage is involved that’s kind of important. shes hilarious and would probably be easy to wife, despite the huge, awkward age gap.
this was the worst Fuck, Kill, Marry list i’ve ever answered. so congrats anon.